Who's Pimp hand is stronger?

Damn Ricardo Montalbán was a badass. He made geeks look like cassanova's on Star Trek.  No one else had that handle.

But Captain Caveman used that naive ugly guy charm to mack 3 girls at a time.  The teen angels were sexy little nuggets.  He wasn't a pathetic self-effacing caveman like those Geico losers.  He was like-- "i'm hairy.  I'm strong beyond my own comprehension. I'm manly and dirty.  And your lady is mine son".

I still thing Ron Isley has them all beat.  He's like -- "peep the eyebrows honey."  Gangster.  You put on an Isley Brothers record, and you get horny like Austin Powers. 

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[dottieb]

Ron Isley hands down! Living for the love of you...need I say more? Cpt. Caveman was the shit though...

[GhOsT]

Ron Isley's eyebrows command respect. If Captain Caveman had Isley's brows he could have been the most powerful being ever.