#Dirtysanchez blues.

How the Jets opened up this year, had me hyped for a great NFL season.  Mark Sanchez was looking like a killer.  New coach.  The whole thing felt like maybe just maybe.  I'm so defeated my Sundays are now relegated to checking score updates on my iPhone rather than watch the games.  So much for a Jets playoffs. I guess I'll hop the Giants bandwagon for  a minute.  Atleast Rutgers is still in the top #25. NJ!!!!!

GIVE ME BODY! F' Karl Lagerfeld. (F is for Fat)

I'm sorry, I gotta' break out the soap box folks.  Karl Lagerfeld really needs to suffer from an acute case of humility.  I hope he falls down, hemorrhaging from it.  Check out this piece from UK's Telegraph where Lagerfeld is noted in an interview as saying "No one wants to see curvy women."  He goes on to say "You've got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying that thin models are ugly."

Karl. I think all the food deprivation is making you mad. Eat a meal instead of having a caffeine colonic and eating 3 classic 140 calorie South Beach Diet bars a day.  Maybe have a cookie.  I don't eat chips.  I'm not a mother, maybe a MF'er-- and I don't watch TV.

Also, really???  A guy designing for women who doesn't want to see curves?  Really mate? That is like an architect designing a building without windows.

I live on curves.  Ever since I was breast fed. Who wants

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End of Summer Blues.

I've been talking shit that I can't wait for Fall. Now that it's here I miss Summer.  I love this session with pianist Gene Harris of the Ray Brown Trio.  Makes me regret never learning how to play an instrument.  Only shit that may be more of a magnet is the jazz Flute.  Ask Ron Burgundy.

NFL is the USA.

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa

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In LA. Labor day wishes.

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