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Saturday
Sep122009

NFL is the USA.

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"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa
Tuesday
Sep082009

In LA. Labor day wishes.

 

Monday
Aug032009

Olivia Munn as Barberella!!!! I'll put my money there. Could she rock a Re-Make????

 

Ever since Robert Rodriguez (Sin City) said that a remake is now off-- someone needs to jump on this one again. Shit they re-made the Flinstones and Land of the Lost, we can't let this lady rest! Barbarella is a 1968 erotic sci-fi film directed by Roger Vadim and based on the French Barbarella comics from Jean-Claude Forest. I remember seeing this as a kid, and I would get all horned up. It was bizarre. Weird. But erotic. If you haven't seen it, you are missing a real classic. The art, the music...the vibe, was so sick.

Rodriguez was planning Rose McGowann as Barberella. I wasn't feeling that casting selection. That is a little indulgent considering that is his fiance. If I re-did it, I'd want to see Olivia Munn, who I know could do the sexy naive camp thing. We know she has the frame.

Maybe Lindsey Lohan would be bigger news? Olivia would be more cred.

 

Saturday
Aug012009

Hank Aaron said it all...

If I could of done it again, I would of taken Barry's ball and put a diamond encrusted asterisk on it. Get all Damien Hirst. 755 still stands.

I wrote an op-ed last week for U.S. News and World Report. Feel free to read here.  I wrote the thing before Aaron spoke at Cooperstown.

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Thursday
Jul302009

Stephon Marbury-- This is Tragic.

It is like rubbernecking on the highway after a 12 car pile-up. Starbury TV.  You can't help but look.  This is some "Truman Show" shit. It is tragic to me really. There is something obviously way deeper, and possibly clinical here--

The author John Updike once said that “Celebrity is a mask that eats into the face. As soon as one is aware of being somebody, to be watched and listened to with extra interest, input ceases, and the performer goes blind and deaf in his over animation. One can either see or be seen.”

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