Who's Pimp hand is stronger?
Damn Ricardo Montalbán was a badass. He made geeks look like cassanova's on Star Trek. No one else had that handle.
But Captain Caveman used that naive ugly guy charm to mack 3 girls at a time. The teen angels were sexy little nuggets. He wasn't a pathetic self-effacing caveman like those Geico losers. He was like-- "i'm hairy. I'm strong beyond my own comprehension. I'm manly and dirty. And your lady is mine son".
I still thing Ron Isley has them all beat. He's like -- "peep the eyebrows honey." Gangster. You put on an Isley Brothers record, and you get horny like Austin Powers.