Good news in the Headlines? Wow, the world is getting back to normal...

I can't beleive the headlines today. The world must be getting back to normal-- and on track to some level of positivity?! The stars must be aligning. First, Kim Kong Il is supposedly shitting the bed!?

excerpt: "Anyway, his condition isn't good. But we don't think that he's in a state where he's incapable of making any decisions at all," Aso said.

and Lindsey is still into dudes? I guess this gives me hope of fulfilling my fantasies...

excerpt:  “She has been telling everyone over and over that she’s still into guys,” a friend gushed to the New York Daily News. “She keeps saying if anything went wrong with Sam,she would date a guy next. She even flirts with guys when they go out.”