GET YOUR WAR ON-- cracks me up

So Retarded-- animated satirical cartoons  by David Rees, is returning in the form of a new weekly animated series featured on 23/6.

Comments

[Charles Batista]

Hey Marc, you don't know me but I have been trying to get a hold of you for quite some time now, I have been to your office several times and my attempts of meeting you or setting up a meeting have been unsuccessful ( I mean who am I to speak to you, I know that you are a very important man). I left you a message on myspace in reference to my clothing line; I appreciate you answering back, suggesting that I should forward my designs to your design team at jobs @ ecko. Unfortunately, I decided not to because of the shadyness in any and every business ( for example: a guy named sal in charge of security down at your office made a little comment saying "don't give your designs to me I'll just run away with your idea" that is why I am so careful on whom I show my porfolio to [I know the potetial that my line it has to make it, I just need a back bone {you} to help me launch my project]).. I was hoping that if I could send my designs directly to you you would actually take my offer into consideration. The name of the line is H.N.I.C. Head Nation in Charge I got the name from Prodigy of Mobb Deep but the concept behind the line is representation of aspects, images and themes of different cultures world wide. I have a wonderful logo and am building a great portfolio; it's still in the works but I need help from professionals and maybe your design team could be of great help to my vision. I was hoping if you could send me your e-mail in order for me to send you what I have( I would I would greatly appreciate it). I know that I would be of great use to you and as vice versa. I've been dreaming of seeing my logo up on that wall of logos behind your receptionist desk. Hope to hear from you soon. Sincerely, Charles A. Batista

[Maria LaGuerta]

Sergeant Batista, stop dicking around and get back to work. Freebo is still out there!